1. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one!
2. What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? A sour puss!
3. What do lazy dogs do for fun? Chase parked cars!
4. What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships!
5. Why was the baby ant so confused? Because of of his uncles were ants!
6. What do you get when you cross Albert Einstein with Spongebob? Songebob Smartypants!
7. What's in the middle of Paris? The letter R!
8. Why did the river go on a diet? Because it grew a few ponds!
9. Why did Babe Ruth chuck butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
10. Why are most baseball games played at night? Because all of the bats are asleep during the day!
11. Why was Elvis Presley so cool? Because of all his fans!
12. What kind of jackets do firefighters wear? Blaz-zzers!
