1. What has three feet but cannot move on it's own?
A meter stick
2. A man rides his horse into town on Monday stays for three days and then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horses name is Friday.
3. Where did the Loch Ness monster put on it's sneakers?
In the locker room.
4. What kind of dog likes to be around scientists?
A labratory retriever
5. What did a scientist get when he crossed a cat with a parakeet?
A purakeet.
6. When is the ocean friendliest?
When it waves.
7. What do you call it when Mother Nature crosses an earthquake with a forest fire?
A shake and bake.
8. Where do the best dragon baseball players go?
To the Hall Of Flame.
9. Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Because he knew how to handle a batter.
10. Where do mummies go swimming?
In the Dead Sea.
11. What did cinderella where when she went to the beach?
Glass Flippers.
