1 Does it take longer to run from first base to second base or from second base to third base?
A: Second base to third base because there is a short stop in the middle.
2 I am a kind of band that doesn't make music. What am I?
A: a rubberband
3 What has four wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck
4 I am always coming but never arrive. What am I?
A: tomorrow
5 I am a nut that has no shell. What am I?
A: a doughnut