Q- Why did the chicken cross the park?
A- To get to the other slide!
Q- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A- He didn't have the guts to do it!
Q- How do chiropractors swim laps?
A- They do the back stroke!
Q- When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays?
A- On leap year!
Q- What do you always get on your birthday?
A- One year older!
